Procrastination Now!
Many who like to decorate their homes are familiar with Restoration Hardware – a popular source for upscale furnishings, towels, rugs, curtains, knobs, rods, and pulls.
Now, serial entrepreneur, Joel Koosed, has opened a new business for the harried homeowner – Procrastination Hardware.
Got a project hanging over your head you feel you absolutely MUST finish? Come in and talk to one or our Master Procrastinators on the floor, and we’ll talk you out of it – so YOU can relax!
Got a remodeling or redecorating project you’ve been putting off? We say, ‘That’s OK!’ Whatever you need to start your project, we haven’t got it. Come in, look around – we carry no inventory. Need something you can’t find in our store? Check our website – nothing there either! Tools, fasteners, furniture, patio and garden –– we don’t have it – that’s our guarantee to you!
“We have 1-, 5-, 10-, and 20-year layaway plans. Leave our shop or website with less money than you came with, and we’ll refund the difference! (Please note: our Procrastination Workshops have been canceled due to lack of advance registrations.)
Visit one of our stores, check our website, drop us an email, or give us a call. Because we carry no stock, it’s all the same! We look forward to seeing or hearing from you soon. But if you’re too busy, that’s OK!
“If you need it, we don’t have it.”™
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