On the Lam (10-Song CD) - Joel Koosed • Portfolio

Played on more than 50 radio stations, nationwide, including the “Dr. Demento Show,” and containing these songs:

A Song for Ewe I wrote this song in honor of Dolly, the first cloned sheep (July 5, 1996 – a birthday anniversary she shares with Bob Dylan, who is considerably older, and wiley, as opposed to wooly).

Words, Music, and Vocal by Joel Koosed
Instruments by Kevin Harris
Copyright © 2019 Joel Koosed/ClemFreshMusic

Cobwebs and Clutter
A whole new world of opportunities opens at the end of a love affair –– like the chance to straighten up around the house, for instance.

Words, Music, and Lead Vocal by Joel Koosed
Instruments and Harmony Vocals by Kevin Harris
Copyright © 2019 Joel Koosed/ClemFreshMusic

I Threw My Baby Out With the Bathwater
Written with my ex-wife in mind – only the facts have been changed.

Words, Music, and Lead Vocal by Joel Koosed
Instruments and Harmony Vocals by Kevin Harris
Copyright © 2019 Joel Koosed/ClemFreshMusic

Don’t Send Me Any More Presents
The alternative Christmas classic for those who hate getting gifts only a stranger would choose, from people they love.

Words, Music, and Vocal by Joel Koosed
Instruments by Kevin Harris
Copyright © 2019 Joel Koosed/ClemFreshMusic

Famous in My Mind
When I first sat down to write this song, I thought it was going to be about me – instead, a love song!

Words, Music, and Lead Vocal by Joel Koosed
Instruments and Harmony Vocals by Kevin Harris
Copyright © 2019 Joel Koosed/ClemFreshMusic

My Daddy Came Frozen
This song is based on the true story of a young man who was the product of artificial insemination by his SF Bay Area parents in the 1980’s. At the time, the AIDS crisis was at its peak and his parents, who were unable to conceive without reproductive assistance, were concerned about the quality of the artificial insemination products that were available locally, so they got what they needed the old fashioned way – mail order!

Words, Music, and Vocal by Joel Koosed
Instruments by Kevin Harris
Copyright © 2019 Joel Koosed/ClemFreshMusic

Jump Start My Heart
Sometimes it seems I’ve spent my whole life waiting for – shall we say – “emergency roadside assistance”?

Words, Music, and Vocal by Joel Koosed
Instruments by Kevin Harris
Copyright © 2019 Joel Koosed/ClemFreshMusic

Kosher Cowboy
First, you start with the title, and sometimes everything else just falls into place. Oy!

Lookin’ for You
Bumped into her late one night in a bar in Auburn, California – or did I?

How Was I to Know?
An old girlfriend from L.A. came to visit me one weekend in San Francisco…and how was I to know?

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